In the truly definition of “killing many parakeets with one stone” a carry-out pizza venue specializing in hand-made pies opened up right next to the dispensary.
The man who runs the venue is not a great cook, who makes the best pizza dough I’ve ever had, although he is also a genius. They say that the secret to success is “location, location, location!” This man made a truly smart move and picked the most extravagant location he could find – a venue that was ground zero for every pothead within twenty miles. Few things go better with cannabis than pizza, so there is a built in market on hand, here is the genius part – even if you weren’t craving pizza when you get to the cannabis dispensary, once you odor it in the air, you instantly get the munchies. The cannabis employees are given all the free pizza they want, because it makes the whole dispensary odor like delicious pizza! It almost seems predatory, because these people are taking luck of us! Due to the consumption of immense amounts of cannabis and CBD the people I was with and I are helpless to resist the odor of the pizza. I have put on 8 pounds in the last many months, thanks entirely to cannabis-fueled pizza binges, but part of me hopes that the pizza venue goes out of business, just to spare our waistline, otherwise I will have to start frequenting another cannabis dispensary, but even when I suppose that I am sick of pizza, once I get a head full of cannabis, our stomach starts rumbling for it.