In the honestly definition of “killing 2 birds with a single stone” a carry-out pizza place specializing in hand-made pies opened up right next to the dispensary.
The lady who runs the place is not a fantastic cook, who makes the best pizza dough I’ve ever had, however she is also a genius.
They say that the secret to success is “location, location, location!” This lady made a honestly smart move and picked the most fancy location she could find – a place that was ground zero for every pothead within twenty miles. Few things go better with cannabis than pizza, so there is a built in market on hand, here is the genius part – even if you weren’t craving pizza when you get to the cannabis dispensary, once you stink it in the air, you instantly get the munchies. The cannabis employees are given all the free pizza they want, because it makes the whole dispensary stink appreciate delicious pizza! It almost seems predatory, because these people are taking advantage of us! Due to the consumption of giant amounts of cannabis and CBD we are helpless to resist the stink of the pizza. I have put on several pounds in the last 2 weeks, thanks undoubtedly to cannabis-fueled pizza binges. Part of myself and others hopes that the pizza place goes out of business, just to spare my waistline, otherwise I will have to start frequenting another cannabis dispensary, however even when I assume that I am sick of pizza, once I get a head full of cannabis, my stomach starts rumbling for it.