I waited all winter for the cold and icy temperatures to subside.
When the snow finally melted and the sun started to shine, I decided to paint my house.
The house needed a fresh coat of paint. I had been living in the place for 6 years. I picked out a nice light gray color for the house and the trim. I purchased 30 gallons of paint for the project. I started painting on a Saturday morning. I smoked a bowl of cannabis to get my brain started. The cannabis made me feel very relaxed. I prefer using cannabis when I have a full day of chores. I’m lucky to live in a state where I can buy cannabis at any shop. The sun was shining that day and the temperatures were in the low 60s. It was the perfect day for an outdoor project. I found the tallest ladder in the garage and I put it up against the house. I took a 5 gallon bucket of paint to the roof along with some brushes and rollers. I started painting on the west side of the house. The sun was directly in my eyes, but I did my best. I was trying to reach the left side of the window. Instead of moving my ladder, I was stretching my arm as far as I could. The ladder started to wobble and I fell to the ground. I landed on top of a cactus. I had to go to the emergency room. Not only did I have needles from the cactus in my arm, back, and butt, but I also had a broken arm.